The Denver Broncos on Wednesday denied a report that the team tried to send quarterback Peyton Manning to a farm upstate earlier in the offseason.
“Nothing could be further from the truth,” general manager John Elway told the media. “Peyton Manning is our starter and that has always been the plan for the 2015 season. Besides, Peyton is just so spry. Look at him. Just the other day, he walked to the mailbox all by himself and didn’t even complain about his shoulder afterward.”
Broncos officials insist that Peyton Manning does not have sharply declining abilities and has in fact been taking up a host of hobbies, showing that he’s been just as active as ever. Inside team headquarters is a room full of god’s eyes and other crafts that Manning has made all by himself. Broncos officials also deny that they have been in touch with the Shady Acres Assisted Living Quarterback Camp.
When asked for his reaction to the report, Peyton Manning denied comment, saying he was busy watching the movie The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel for the second time of the day.
