What It’s Like To Watch The Super Bowl In A Strip Club
Shutterstock / Getty SAN FRANCISCO – Who watches big sporting events from a gentleman’s club? It’s a question I’ve asked myself a bunch of times, but never felt apt to follow up on before. You’ll...
View ArticleAqib Talib Might Be Suspended For His Dirty Facemask Penalty During The Super...
Getty Image The Denver Broncos won Super Bowl 50 largely because of their dominant defense, but cornerback Aqib Talib didn’t help his team at all in the first half with three penalties, including two...
View ArticleLet’s Look Back On The Best NFL Cartoons Of The 2015 Season
The season is finally over, and the Denver Broncos are your world champions. Congrats to Von Miller, the MVP of an incredible defense. Congrats to Peyton Manning, who after years of dragging bad...
View ArticleThe Broncos Learned What It’s Like To Get A Phone Call From The President
You may not have noticed amidst all the commercials and Beyoncé, but the Denver Broncos won Super Bowl 50 on Sunday. In addition to the very pretty trophy and the giant rings and the parade, winning...
View ArticleVon Miller Went On ‘SNL’ And Used Science To Taunt Cam Newton
Von Miller was put on this earth to make quarterbacks’ lives a living hell. Apparently, Miller has decided that he doesn’t want to terrorize any quarterback other than Cam Newton for the rest of his...
View ArticleThe NFL And More React To Peyton Manning’s Impending Retirement
Getty Image It’s official: Peyton Manning is going to retire on Monday. The news was originally broken by ESPN’s Chris Mortensen, and Ian Rapoport of the NFL Network confirmed that Manning will make...
View ArticleWatch Peyton Manning’s Tearful Goodbye To Football At His Retirement Press...
After an 18-year career in which he rewrote the record books, Peyton Manning finally called it quits officially on Monday at a press conference. It was an emotional moment for the many who appreciated...
View ArticleEmmanuel Sanders Has A ‘Dynamite’ Pick For The Denver Broncos’ New Quarterback
Getty Image The Super Bowl honeymoon for the Denver Broncos has officially ended, and the great uncertainty has begun. Peyton Manning’s retirement may have been emotional, but it was largely expected....
View ArticleIs There Bad Blood Between Brock Osweiler And The Broncos?
USA TODAY Sports Brock Osweiler and the Denver Broncos parted ways this week, as the quarterback spurned them to sign a more lucrative deal with the Houston Texans. When you go 5-2 as a starter and are...
View ArticleA Broncos Player Allegedly Told Tom Brady He Was Going To ‘Eat His Kids’
Getty Image Who knew Mike Tyson’s vernacular tree would have such far-reaching branches? Apparently, Denver Broncos defensive end Derek Wolfe told Tom Brady — presumably during the AFC Championship...
View ArticlePeyton Manning Reportedly Decided Against Retiring With The Colts, Which Is Fine
Getty Image Peyton Manning’s retired from pro football as a member of the Denver Broncos a couple of weeks ago. But, according to Dave Furst of the local Indianapolis ABC affiliate, the Super...
View ArticleWhich Of The Teams Interested In Robert Griffin III Could Actually Sign Him?
Getty Image What a turnaround it’s been for Robert Griffin III. For over an entire season, he was persona non grata in Washington, raked over the coals by local media and plunked behind Kirk Cousins,...
View ArticleThis Pot Dispensary Wants Naming Rights To The Denver Broncos’ Stadium, Man
Is the world ready for a marijuana dispensary to hold naming rights of an NFL stadium? Well, if it is, there seems no better place to start than the one affectionately known as Mile High. The Denver...
View ArticleJohnny Manziel Is The Latest Name To Surface In The Broncos’ Desperate QB Search
Getty Image Jilted by Brock Osweiler and left with not much beyond Mark Sanchez at quarterback, the Denver Broncos still very much are in need of help at signal caller. They’re clearly interested in...
View ArticleThere’s No Love Lost Between Aqib Talib And Brock Osweiler
USAToday/SBC Remember when Brock Osweiler was with the Denver Broncos? It seems like 100 years ago that he took over for old/bad Peyton Manning before giving way to Manning for a Super Bowl run....
View ArticleWe Now Know Why Peyton Manning Hasn’t Sued Al Jazeera For Those HGH Allegations
Getty Image Remember how mad Peyton Manning was when Al-Jazeera reported that he was a big ol’ HGH user? That report was a lie and fabricated and get ready for a lawsuit that restores my good name, the...
View ArticleWe Came ‘Pretty Close’ To Living In A Universe In Which Peyton Manning Played...
Getty Image When the Indianapolis Colts released Peyton Manning in 2012, football teams lined up around the block to sign him. He was coming off neck surgery and a one-year absence, but everyone had...
View ArticleVon Miller Used Instagram To Express His Discontent With Contract Talks
Via Verne Troyer Super Bowl MVP Von Miller is none too pleased with the Denver Broncos’ front office right now. According to ESPN, Miller was offered a six-year, $114.5 million deal by Denver which...
View ArticleThe Broncos Had A Pretty Sick Twitter Burn For The Panthers Following Game 7
Getty Image The Carolina Panthers are very good at Twitter. The Panthers’ social media editors have rebuffed the Redskins, roasted Rainn Wilson, and brilliantly responded to Spelling Bee participants...
View ArticleVon Miller Has Some Crazy Theories About The Future Of Human Evolution
USA TODAY Sports Von Miller is one of the very best players in football, with one of the very richest contracts in football. He has endorsement deals, a Super Bowl MVP, a flatulence problem, and a...
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